Today's excuse: Undiagnosable Memory Dereferencing

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Inherent Precondition Underflow Signal
Delayed Installation Overflow
Non-Valid Code Invalidation Signal
Delayed Synchronisation Bug Warning
Aborted Request Destruction Problem
Temporary File Expiry Error
Static Registry Unavailability
Unfiltered Stack Desynchronisation Error
Aborted Integrity Destruction Signal
Non-Valid Programming Crashdump

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