Today's excuse: Unreportable Media NMI Signal

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Generic Execution Infection Signal
Deprecated Comms Reclock
Extraneous Service Seizure Warning
Unreportable Authentication Crashdump
Immediate Initialisation Condition
Immediate Integrity Anomaly Signal
Replicated Synchronisation Infection
Multiple Decryption Exhaustion Error
Asynchronous Protocol Problem Problem
Multiple Framing Reclock Problem

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