Today's excuse: Serious Installation Seizure Signal

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Outmoded Swapfile Problem Warning
Localised Proxy Condition
Delayed Hardware Corruption Warning
Serial Parity NMI Signal
Unregistered Protocol Overflow
Unreportable Metadata Bug
Unregistered Initialisation Anomaly
Localised Streaming Expiry
Nullified Subsystem Unavailability Problem
Outmoded Software Problem Warning

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