Today's excuse: Dual-Homed Memory Infection

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Serious Configuration Underflow
Extraneous Checksum Bug
Serial Retrieval Dereferencing
Major Subsystem Stackdump Problem
Virtual Reception Destabilisation Warning
Major Memory Underflow Error
Replicated Syntax Problem
Insufficient Programming Destruction
Dereferenced Logic-Subsystem Expiry
Static Systems Expiry

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