Today's excuse: Intermittant Logic-Subsystem Failure

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Serial Swapfile Destruction Problem
Insufficient Retrieval Invalidation Problem
Insufficient Parity Halt
Synchronous Initialisation NMI
Virtual Decryption Desynchronisation
Legacy Integrity Incompatibility
Major Execution Incompatibility Error
Asynchronous Systems Dump Error
Non-Replicated Gateway Interruption
Resignalled Service Crash

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