Today's excuse: Serious Systems Dereferencing

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Immediate Topology Destabilisation Warning
Outmoded Memory Seizure Error
Duplicated Transmission NMI
Intermittant Integrity Overflow Problem
Bidirectional Transmission Corruption
Redundant Parity Exhaustion
Generic Hardware Underflow
Non-Valid Systems Exhaustion Signal
Nonfatal Parameter Problem Signal
Resignalled Proxy Failure

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