Today's excuse: Bidirectional Library Seizure

In case the above is not good try one of these:

Synchronous Registry Overflow
Unreplicatable Decryption Corruption Error
Duplicated Framing Crash
Intermittant Syntax Problem
Migrated Paging Condition Error
Unvalidated Parameter Infection
Unfiltered Comms NMI
Nullified Proxy Rejection Error
Intermittant Encryption Seizure
Fatal Loading Invalidation Warning

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