If browsers were women
Firefox
If you meet firefox, it's all you can think about. She just put so much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets of that huge bunch of her admiers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating with her makes your life so much easier.Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts...
Opera
Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you if you are into that kind of women. She's really good in the bedroom, you'll enjoy her performace.She won't let you inside tough, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Safari
She's a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However, there's something you may find furstrating about her - she brings her iFrinds with her without asking you when you invite her home.
Chrome
Extremely skinny, but very cool and friendly. However, when it comes to bedroom, she's very inexperienced and has little to offer.Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary style is all you can expect.
Internet Explorer
For most, she's the first woman they tried.She's really easy but can get you infected.
